Monday, March 13, 2017

Here Are Your 2017 NOTY No. 1 Seeds

Welcome back, NOTY fans. The 2017 Name of the Year Tournament should begin later this week. Check here or @NOTYtourney for updates.

In the meantime, meet your No. 1 seeds:

Bulltron Regional: Illinois State football recruit and media sensation Kobe Buffalomeat.

Sithole Regional: Late 19th-century Cornwall immigrant and Wisconsin lawyer Marmaduke Trebilcock.

Dragonwagon Regional: University of Hawaii softball recruit Chardonnay Pantastico.

Chrotchtangle Regional: Georgia high-school football player Quindarious Monday.

Strong No. 1s. And, trust us, the rest of the 2017 NOTY field is no slouch either. Let the madness begin.