Monday, November 18, 2013

Final Four: #1 Pornsak Pongthong vs. #2 McWisdom Badejo, #4 Smokey DonPipes vs. #2 Leo Moses Spornstarr



This is it. This is the week we've all been waiting for. The Final Four begins today, with the Final commencing on Thursday. GET HYPE...AND FOLLOW US ON TWITTER.

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For a while, it seemed as if Pornsak Pongthong wouldn't make it past the monumental challenge of Yolanda Squatpump. Ultimately, he was able to outlast her and become the Bulltron Regional's Final Four representative. As the sole one seed remaining in the field, Pornsak has to be considered the odds-on favorite to emerge victorious.

That being said, each entrant in the Final Four has proved his name to be elite, and no favorite is safe. In order to make the final, Pornsak will have to get past McWisdom Badejo, who beat Baby Swinger in the Elite Eight and won the Sithole Regional. McWisdom has already toppled one top seed; will he make it two? Which athlete will prevail?

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On the other side of the bracket, Smokey Don Pipes was able to move on thanks to the closest match of our tournament, which ended in a tie and had to be decided in a 90-minute overtime. Smokey Don's victory is a reminder that every vote counts. If our overtime voters had preferred Leila Bossy-Nobs' chuckle-inducing last name to her opponent's mellifluous moniker, the Frenchwoman would have completed an improbable run to the Final Four. Instead, Smokey Don represents the Dragonwagon Regional.

He is up against Leo Moses Spornstarr, who emerged victorious by a healthy margin over one-seed Fancy English, Jr. and will represent the Chrotchtangle Regional in the Final Four. Leo is one of three Final Four contestants aged 26 or younger; has NOTY become a young man's game? Will Leo's youth lead the way against the decidedly riper Smokey? You decide forthwith.

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