Monday, October 7, 2013
Dragonwagon Regional, Round 1: #1 Dr. Suparman Marzuki vs. #16 DickieLee Hullinghorst, #8 Dusty Rust vs. #9 Blaze Caponegro
We've passed the halfway point of the first round of the 2013 Name of the Year tournament. As always, a reminder to follow us on Twitter for all pertinent updates.
Up first is a one seed with superheroic qualities. His name is Dr. Suparman Marzuki, and he is the head of Indonesia's Judicial Commission, which is tasked with overseeing judges and justices. Recent reports claimed Suparman gained the office through a shady backroom deal, though I like to thing he simply incinerated all of the other candidates with his laser vision.
Suparman is actually a fairly common name in Indonesia; the previous Judicial Commission chairman was himself named Eman Suparman. In scouring the Internet for Suparmans, we found the likes of Suparman Suparman, Suparman Widjaja, and the well-documented legend of Batman bin Suparman, whose actual existence we couldn't incontrovertibly prove.
Marzuki's opponent is Dickie Lee Hullinghorst, the Democratic House Leader of the Colorado House of Representatives. She's been quoted on a wide range of topics, including energy, voter reform, and education. We hoped she has used her downtime during the government shutdown to gather voter support (for NOTY, that is).
Will Dickie Lee serve as Kryptonite and pull the monumental upset over Suparman? The poll is below.
While we expect Suparman to roll, our second matchup of the day will be significantly closer. Once again, it's a matchup of one-time college athletes, and the betting line is even between football lettermen Dusty Rust and Blaze Caponegro.
Rust graduated from Louisiana Tech in 2011 after four years at linebacker. We can only assume he then rowed back to the heart of the bayou, where he now sits on a log all day, plays banjo, and writes songs about the magical adventures of his alter ego, Rusty Dust. While his full name is Durward Rust III, we'll allow him to go by Dusty, as it is a common nickname for Durwards everywhere.
As for Blaze, he continues to live the college life as a senior linebacker for the Temple Owls. Though Blaze is currently a starter, he has overcome a number of different physical issues to reach that role, including his undersized frame, a bout with mononucleosis, a shoulder surgery, and a bad stomach virus. Many of us would give in to these trials, but Blaze has a fire burning inside both his heart and his name. We wish him luck on the rest of the 2013 season, and we can only hope he one day meets Blake Blaze in a conflagration of fotballing prowess.
Who wins this tightly contested matchup? Dusty or Blaze? We await your vote.