We're picking up the pace and kicking up the bass here at NOTY headquarters. Two regions down, two to go in the second round of the tourney.
In the Bulltron:
1-seed Pornsak Pongthong continues to rip through his competition like a machine, leaving nothing more of #8 Bak Bak than a plaintive squawk and a cloud of feathers.
#13 Marijuana Warr chalked up another upset, this time against 5-seed Narnia Overall. Apparently stoners have stronger numbers in our readership than C.S. Lewis fans do.
#6 David L. Dickensheets won the doctor fight! Sorry, #3 Skyhawk Fadigan.
Powerhouse 2-seed Yolanda Squatpump made short work of #10 Ursula A. Hofacker. We should be in for a doozy of an Elite Eight match if Pongthong and Squatpump both make it past the next round.
In the Sithole:
#1 Baby Swinger bested #8 Octavia Sheepshanks, although Sheepshanks put up a good fight.
#5 Norman Conquest narrowly upset 4-seed Konockus Sashington. Conquest/Swinger should be tight.
#6 Pooky Amsterdam beat upstart 14-seed Florence Fabricant in a clean three-to-one sweep.
2-seed McWisdom Badejo roundly trounced #10 Syndric Steptoe.
This week: Fraggin' in the Dragonwagon! Tangle in the Chrotch! Tune in via Twitter.