Monday, May 9, 2011

2011 NOTY: Chrotchtangle Regional, Part 4

And thus we conclude the first round of voting.

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No. 7 Jadeveon Clowney: No. 1 college football recruit in nation; handcuffed for Living While Black.
No. 10 Charlie Soap: Wilma Mankiller’s husband.

No. 2 Madz Negro: Illinois h.s. cross-country runner.

No. 15 Judy Graham Swallows: Tennessee county register of deeds.


  1. The fact that Madz Negro is a bonde white girl just... how can she not win it all with a pedigree like that.

  2. Just wanna throw it out there that Madz Negro is my girlfriend - VOTE FOR HER PLEASE!!

  3. man, madz negro vs. judy graham swallows is pretty tough, those are both great.

    but i think ultimately jdb's got it right.

  4. Charlie Soap and Wilma Mankiller were married, can we go ahead and award them married couple-names of the year? That is a power couple of names.

  5. I'm stunned that Madz Negro is winning over Judy Graham Swallows.

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  7. Owen - why is that surprising? "Madz Negro" is hilarious. JGS is just "hey look, here's a woman with the last name Swallows".