Monday, May 9, 2011

2011 NOTY: Chrotchtangle Regional, Part 4

And thus we conclude the first round of voting.

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No. 7 Jadeveon Clowney: No. 1 college football recruit in nation; handcuffed for Living While Black.
No. 10 Charlie Soap: Wilma Mankiller’s husband.

No. 2 Madz Negro: Illinois h.s. cross-country runner.

No. 15 Judy Graham Swallows: Tennessee county register of deeds.