Friday, April 1, 2011


Page 29 of the April 4 issue of Sports Illustrated. There we are.

SI has produced a "bracket of brackets." And while we are flattered to be included -- and tickled silly to see NOTY legend Assumption Bulltron's name printed in Sportsfreaking Illustrated magazine, an occurrence we could not have envisioned when drunkenly electing the convicted felon as Name of the Decade in 1992 -- we think we're criminally underseeded.

Seriously, science-fiction movies a 5? Chocolate a 4? Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive a 2?

OK, so maybe we would have settled for a 3.