Monday, April 11, 2011

2011 NOTY: Bulltron Regional, Part 3


Before we plunge into the bottom half of the Bulltron, a note from your sponsors:

As we type, 500 more votes have been cast in the Mercedes Bunz-Col. Many-Bears Grinder match -- 2,300 to 1,800 -- than in the one directly above it in the same post. Balloting was equal for the first 800 or so votes, and it was Grinder in a rout. Then, 200 votes later, it was Bunz by a substantial margin. We realized we had failed to activate ballot-box-stuffing controls (i.e., one vote per URL), and so we did. And lo and behold, the race tightened again.

Now the gap is 500 and we don't know whether someone has figured out a way around the controls or whether Europe is rising to vote for MrsBunz, the self-described "visionary writer on digital technology & society published in English, German, Spanish, French, Dutch" and contributor to a reductio ad absurdum manifesto on internet journalism.

In any case, we're docking Bunz 200 votes, and we suspect it should be more. Onward.

We love us some Joe Shortsleeve. The surname, as far as we can determine, comes from the French Courtemanche. Classy. But the English translation coupled with the monosyllabic 'merican first name is aurally fantastic. Joe is the "chief correspondent" for a Boston TV station, most recently the subject of interweb anger over a gotcha story in which he "caught" a Boston firetruck parked at a grocery store at lunchtime. Inside, the city's bravest were, um, buying lunch. The point: They were using the truck -- the public's truck! paid for with taxpayer dollars! -- to drive to the store and buy lunch. Which, Joe was told, is perfectly fine.

Here's another fantastic Xtranormal.com animation of the Shortsleeve story. Enjoy. And vote.

No. 3 Joe Shortsleeve: “Arguably one of the most recognizable TV news reporters in Boston.”
No. 14 Tuesday Muse: 6-year-old Atlanta do-gooder.


No. 6 Ebenezer Noonoo: Former Illinois-Chicago forward.

No. 11 Cassanova McKinzy: Future Auburn linebacker.

17 comments:

  1. Not cool that Many-Bears is going to lose because Bunz supporters cheated. Not cool, NOTY. Not cool.

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  2. Tuesday Muse! It rhymes! It's got mythology times 2!

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  3. I'm one of those European Bunz voters.
    Are mercs not that big of a deal in the US? Because Mercedes Bunz beats Many-Bears Grinder any day of the week for me.

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  4. Whoa whoa whoa! What happened to Jihad Larry?! I've got him against Ebenezer Noonoo in this 6/11 matchup on my brackets!

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  5. Why not run the Many-Bears v. Mercedes matchup over, starting fresh? It's not like any of us will be disenfranchised by having to point and click a second time.

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  6. I am all for Tuesday Muse!!! She should win hands down!!!!!

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  8. Joe Shortsleeve. Puleeze! It's Tuesday Muse all the way. Can you deny a 6 yo?

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  10. This is the cutie -------->

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  11. Tuesday Muse floats right up there to the top of the list.

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  12. http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Cassanova-McKinzy-105514

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  13. I think we need to scrap the Mercedes vs. Col. vote. It's clearly gone bad. We need to do a re-vote.

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  14. Mercedes Bunz is the best name in the whole bracket. no way should that lose so early. i say restore the votes or start it over. and what i say goes, right?

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  15. Restart the Bunz-Grinder match. How can you speculate a stuffing of Bunz, and that she should be docked any votes? In fact, I believe Grinder had stuffing going on. A nickname beating out the best name in the league? Total absurdity, and a travest-sham-ockery of the league. Complete ballyhoo.

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