Wednesday, April 14, 2010

2010 NOTY: Dragonwagon Regional, Part 4

"WHO IS VOTING FOR STEELE SIDEBOTTOM?!?!" asks NOTY commenter Whit Perkins.

We'll tell you who. Australia.

The 19-year-old midfielder with the Collingwood Magpies of the Australian Football League currently has 50 percent of the vote in Part 2 of this regional. He's also getting a lot of buzz Down Under. Some Aussie has even started a Facebook page for his candidacy. Oy oy oy.

People, we could have another Spaceman Africa situation here. And we don't mean a name-changer; we mean a worldwide get-out-the-vote drive.

It's on, Australia. It is so on.

The bottom of the Dragonwagon. Vote for one:

No. 7 Selathious Bobo: Alleged meth dealer. No link, but we've seen the legal documents. Federal docket Nos. 99-6013; 99-6014
No. 10: Can Du: RAND Corp. researcher.
No. 2 TyQuan Hammock: Michigan State linebacker.
No. 15 Pamela Balls Organista: University of San Francisco psychologist.

17 comments:

  1. "Balls" is Pamela's maiden name. Not sure how that effects it.

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  2. It doesn't. Like many women, she uses her maiden and married names in sequence.

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  3. I dunno. "Pamela Balls Organista" is the result of a name change, albeit through marriage. So it's not as if her parents gave her that name; she chose to take her husband's last name. I think that may be grounds for disqualification.

    Judges?

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  4. Her maiden name was Dr. Pamela Balls, she married Dr. Kurt Organista.

    Perhaps there should be a separate contest for the names of married couples (or sports teammates)?

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  5. GWC3: We are the judges. Legal name changes count. See the landmark case In Re: Crescent Dragonwagon.

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  6. Selathious Bobo - a great name. Perhaps he's Barkevious Mingo's cousin?

    His name sounds like something George Lucas came up with.

    Incidentally, thanks to wikipedia I now know that Salacious Crumb (Jabba the Hutt's Pet) was a Kowakian_Monkey-Lizard.

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  7. Oh come on people. Pamela's not even the second best name in this foursome. SELATHIOUS BOBO? CAN DU? Wake up, people.

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  8. Do you think it will be done?
    Can Du! Can Du! Can Du! Can Du!

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  9. My vote's for Can Du.

    ¡Sí se puede!

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  10. It's starting to look like a No Can Du.

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  11. Ahhh... yep... victim of "me-marketing". I find the term "Banana Hammock" to be especially funny; therefore, I applied that to the selection process. Shame on me.

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  12. With some open minds, a marriage of TyQuan to Sithole Regional No. 11 seed Mr. Yaya would bring you the ultimate name. (I'll let you do the math.)

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  13. I can't believe Pamela Balls Organista isn't winning, especially against such weak competition.

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  14. Really? Pamela Balls? Have some class people- Selathious Bobo is in a league of his own.

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  15. Dr. Pamela Balls Organista is not a socialite, she is a very prominent and widely published psychologist who specializes in mental health among ethnic minorities.

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  16. My bad; I don't know why I wrote socialite.

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  17. People! Come. on.

    S-E-L-A-T-H-I-O-U-S B-O-B-O is losing to someone named Pamela?

    Seriously? Consider this:
    "Paging Doctor Bobo." Much funnier than "Paging Doctor Organista," no?

    Pamela Balls Organista is a funny name. It's worth a snicker....but get real, people:
    SELATHIOUS BOBO IS EPIC!!!!!

    Behold the glory of Selathious Bobo, Grand Vizier of the Steampunk Empire!

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