Sunday, April 18, 2010

2010 NOTY: Chrotchtangle Regional, Part 3

Quadrant 3 of the Chrotchtangle Regional, named for 1991 Name of the Year Doby Chrotchtangle. Vote

Chrotchtangle Update: Foxy Foxworth has been INVALIDATED and removed from the ballot. His actual name, well hidden, unsurprisingly, on the interwebs, is Eugene. But the South Carolina tight end did make the 2008-09 SEC Fall Honor Roll. Congratulations, Eugene!

No. 3 Pencilman Jeffries: New Hampshire heroin dealer.
No. 14 Frantanzy Bryant: Florida h.s. safety.
No. 6 Foxy Foxworth: INVALIDATED.
No. 11 Romulus Marino: Pennsylvania h.s. quarterback.

14 comments:

  1. I don't know how reliable "Kentucky Sports Radio" is, but they claim that Foxy Foxworth's real first name is Eugene. http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=3700
    Foxy does sound like a nickname though.

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  2. Isn't his name "Frantazy" on the ballot? I bet this misspelling is going to cost him votes.

    "Frantazy" is NOTY material; "Frantanzy" sounds like a failed soft drink brand.

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  3. Isn't his name "Frantazy" on the ballot? I bet this misspelling is going to cost him votes.

    "Frantazy" is NOTY material; "Frantanzy" sounds like a failed soft drink brand.

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  4. Isn't his name "Frantazy" on the ballot? I bet this misspelling is going to cost him votes.

    "Frantazy" is NOTY material; "Frantanzy" sounds like a failed soft drink brand.

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  5. Sorry for the triple post. That's what I get for hitting reload after getting an error...

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  6. DISQUALIFY FOXY! His name is Eugene... not Foxy. This league has no integrity if it doesn't DQ Foxy.

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  7. Not authoritative, but is a second piece of evidence against Foxy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wando_High_School. It's been a rough year for the NOTY team :-(

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  8. Here's your smoking gun:
    http://www.secsports.com/doc_lib/fbc_2009_springpreview.pdf

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  9. Since Foxy is a fraud, and Frantanzy is no where near as good as Frantazy (as Rob thrice informed us), everyone who would have voted for either of these two should shift their votes to Romulus Bryant instead. It's for the integrity of the bracket (or perhaps for the benefit of my personal bracket selections :-D).

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  10. FOXY OUT! WE DEMAND JUSTICE! ABOMINATION!

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  11. Damn, knowing that about Foxy makes my heart sink. Learning that he was a male tight end made his name 1000 times better. I guess I have to root for Pencilman now.

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  12. Rob may win this one through sheer dint of repetitiveness, but I'm not buying the argument against Frantanzy. Frantazy is difficult to know how to pronounce; Frantanzy has locked-in assonance and earnz its z. I mean; you're saying that Frantanzy sounds like a failed soft drink brand like it's a bad thing. :)

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  13. The Committee apologizes for Foxy. He is officially INVALIDATED.

    As for Frantanzy, yes, twas a ballot typo.

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