Thursday, April 9, 2009

Elite Eight: Bulltron Regional

Will the citizens of Mingovia rise again? Or will the unforseeable (at birth) pun pull an upset?

No. 4 Barkevious Mingo: 6-5, 210-pound incoming LSU linebacker; 800-pound NOTY force.
No. 7 Crystal Metheny: Iowa management-training executive.