Tuesday, April 14, 2009

2009 NOTY: The Final Four

The road to the 2009 NOTY Final Four has ended. Let the voting begin. Both matchups are below. So vote in one, and then VOTE IN THE OTHER.

No. 4 Barkevious Mingo: Future LSU linebacker and current king of the kingdom rolled through the Bulltron Regional like Attila through Gaul.

No. 2 Nutritious Love: Sithole Regional champion is from Alabama, making this an intra-SEC tussle.


No. 8 Velvet Milkman: The Murray State golf coach went

all Tiger Woods on favored Uranus Golden and Juvyline

Cubangbang in the Dragonwagon Regional.


No. 1 Iris Macadangdang: Undergraduate emerged from

a weak Chrotchtangle Regional by defeating Dr. Shasta

Kielbasa and Chuck Fugger.



32 comments:

  1. Iris over Velvet Milkman? Please...

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  2. HAHAHAHA What a glorious victory for the Mingo all others bow before your overlord. HAHAHAHA

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  3. Mingo rules your world

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  4. Question, does LSU make a trophy for this if the Steampunk Emperor of Mingovia wins?

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  5. I just want to say that Chuck Fugger was robbed. Seriously, people, choosing a ho-hum Suessian rhymer like Iris Macadangdang over a Chuck Fugger is like drafting a Sam Bowie over a Michael Jordan. In time, when Iwhat?Macawhowho? is a faded memory and Chuck Fugger is still bouncing around in your head at odd and inappropriate moments like the hall of fame name he will eventually be, you will realize what a terrible mistake you've made.

    The reason?

    Chuck Fugger is much more than just a vaguely filthy, extremely catchy name. Chuck Fugger is a first rate euphemism waiting for assignment. It's Dirty Sanchez before Sanchez did that thing that made him famously dirty.

    What will a Chuck Fugger be? No one knows yet. But I'm thinking maybe it could be a moron filled with regret for choosing a stinker over a champion.

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  6. CPayan, You seem to have LSU confused with Alabama.

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  7. EDSBS is blinding people from the fact that Nutritious Love is possibly the greatest name in the history of the Earth.

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  8. @ Vern

    3510 people disagree with you. Make that 3511...3512...

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  9. "Velvet Milkman dispenses Nutritious Love" It's the headline that we've all be waiting for, but will never happen.

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  10. "@ Vern

    3510 people disagree with you. Make that 3511...3512..."

    My point is the voting is skewed because of an outside factor and your point is that I am wrong because of all the votes? You are the Tupac Shakur of circular reasoning.

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  11. Upsetting that SEC football interests take primacy in (and the entertainment out of) another wonderful kind of recreation in life.

    I still can't get over Larry Warmflash v. Larry Coldsweat. Maybe a doubles tournament for next year?

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  12. When do these polls even end? Are there rules?

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  13. Overlord Mingo will not be pleased with your lack of respect.

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  14. I'm calling shenanigans! There are 2021 votes from Tennessee in there and 99% of them are for Barkevious. I know Mingovia has its citizens, but somebody is stuffing the ballot box. This election is not legitimate!

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  15. As of 9:42 PST, Mingovia has over 500 more votes than total voters in the race for 2nd place.

    Cower at Orson's power.

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  16. Ambitious DrinkerApril 16, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    "Cower at Orson's power".

    Has Orson Swindle (not the EDSBS proprietor, but the real-deal dude) ever been entered as a NOTY candidate? It is pretty strong.

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  17. There are 7500 votes for Barkevious from Tennessee. This election is a sham!

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  18. Velvet Milkman is closing the gap! I knew he was undervalued as an 8 seed.

    Macadangdang is an unrivaled surname, but if I had to check into a hotel under an alias, "Velvet Milkman" sure sounds appealing. Tough call.

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  19. Hmm, comments 22 and 23 here: http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2009/04/14/victory-is-in-sight-mingovians/#comments

    imply that Mingo is receiving illicit votes. Yet the contest continues...

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  20. Looking at the numbers, 7500 Barkevious votes from TN screams fraud. Especially when most states have recorded fewer than 200 total votes.

    Along those lines, Iris Macadangdang seems to be getting some questionable love from Michigan, too.

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  21. Macadangdang is from Michigan. Without her friends, classmates, and neighbors, she'd be losing handily. If you took away all the fraudulent votes from Tennessee, Mingo would have a more reasonable lead (about 3000-2100 as of the posting of this comment).

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  23. More like LAME of the Year. None of the final four names are very remarkable at all and the number of votes for Barkevious screams fraud. Also, I'm still waiting on the explanation why Moonlit Wang was removed from the competition. Then again, I'm glad she didn't have to partake in this scandalous contest.

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  24. The best names are being buried. This contest is a sham.

    "Meh."

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  25. Why all the fuss? I only voted for the Mingo a mere 7000 times.

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