Monday, March 30, 2009

2009 NOTY: Sweet 16

First-round balloting for the 2009 NOTY is officially closed. Your Sweet 16 matchups are...

Bulltron Regional
No. 1 Taco Vandervelde v. No. 4 Barkevious Mingo
No. 3 Glorious Johnson v. No. 7 Crystal Metheny

Sithole Regional
No. 1 Calamity McEntire v. No. 4 Shavodrick Beaver
No. 3 Infinite McCloud v. No. 2 Nutritious Love

Dragonwagon Regional
No. 8 Velvet Milkman v. No. 4 Uranus Golden
No. 14 Scorpio Babers v. No. 2 Juvyline Cubangbang

Chrotchtangle Regional
No. 1 Iris Macadangdang v. No. 5 Shasta Kielbasa
No. 3 Hung The Dang v. No. 7 Chuck Fugger

We'll analyze the first-round balloting--your leading vote-getter: Mingo, of course, with 2,491 LSU-enhanced clicks--and open the polls for the Sweet 16 on Tuesday.

Thanks for your continued onomastic support.