Thursday, April 10, 2008

2008 NOTY Final Four: Destiny's Children

It's come down to this: an extra E, two dick jokes and a guy who keeps adding to an apparently already-formidable legend. Both Final Four matches are contained within this post. We know it's difficult, but please try to vote TWICE.

No. 1 Steeve Ho You Fat v. No. 12 Fonda Dicks

The lone surviving top seed, out of the Dragonwagon Regional, who plays basketball in France, against the upstart from the Chrotchtangle Regional, who played basketball in Iowa in the late 1960s and early '70s.
Who advances to the 2008 NOTY Final?
Steeve Ho You Fat
Fonda Dicks free polls

No. 9 Phyllis Mangina v. No. 10 Spaceman Africa

Yeah, we probably underseeded the Seton Hall women's basketball coach, who advanced out of the Sithole Regional. As for the much-beloved, globetrotting, Zelig-like party animal who followed through on a drunken pledge to change his name from whatever it was and then survived the greatest battle in NOTY history to emerge from the Bulltron Regional, what can we say that we haven’t said already? Shoulda been you, Destiny, shoulda been you.
Who advances to the 2008 NOTY Final?
Phyllis Mangina
Spaceman Africa free polls

Photo of Mr. Mangina by Laurel Ptak via Gawker.