Thursday, April 10, 2008

2008 NOTY Final Four: Destiny's Children

It's come down to this: an extra E, two dick jokes and a guy who keeps adding to an apparently already-formidable legend. Both Final Four matches are contained within this post. We know it's difficult, but please try to vote TWICE.

No. 1 Steeve Ho You Fat v. No. 12 Fonda Dicks

The lone surviving top seed, out of the Dragonwagon Regional, who plays basketball in France, against the upstart from the Chrotchtangle Regional, who played basketball in Iowa in the late 1960s and early '70s.
Who advances to the 2008 NOTY Final?
Steeve Ho You Fat
Fonda Dicks

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No. 9 Phyllis Mangina v. No. 10 Spaceman Africa

Yeah, we probably underseeded the Seton Hall women's basketball coach, who advanced out of the Sithole Regional. As for the much-beloved, globetrotting, Zelig-like party animal who followed through on a drunken pledge to change his name from whatever it was and then survived the greatest battle in NOTY history to emerge from the Bulltron Regional, what can we say that we haven’t said already? Shoulda been you, Destiny, shoulda been you.
Who advances to the 2008 NOTY Final?
Phyllis Mangina
Spaceman Africa

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Photo of Mr. Mangina by Laurel Ptak via Gawker.

6 comments:

  1. The outcome of this year's NOTY bracket has been quite disheartening. Seeing first class names like your girl Destiny as well as my personal favorites Xtra Malibu Moore, Reprobatus Bibbs, Hurtis Chinn, and that ne'er-do-well Have-A-Look Dube get dominated by all these dick jokes is really proof that the outcome of the tournament should be decided by committee, not democracy.

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