That's little Charley Willard Horse Dick's birth announcement. He's a No. 10 seed, but he's survived along with Nos. 5, 9 and 11 in an unpredictable Sithole Regional. Remember: two pairings on which to cast your ballot.
No. 9 Phyllis Mangina v. No. 5 Terdsak Jandaeng
Phyllis Mangina: Ciao, Assalone. Phyllis fills out a pink slip for a No. 1 seed.
Terdsak Jandaeng: Filipino boxer hurtis opponent, Hurtis Chinn in second round.
No. 11 Johnny Moustache v. No. 10 Charley Willard Horse Dick
Johnny Moustache: Who could have predicted his upset of Dominitrix Johnson?
Charley Willard Horse Dick: Baby Horse Dick took out Levi Licking.