We're predicting a 1-2 final in the Dragonwagon. But the people have confounded the seedings before.
No. 1 Steeve Ho You Fat v. No. 4 Have-A-Look-Dube
Steeve Ho You Fat: We loved Edward McClammy, because it allowed us to type Olive McWeeney a few times. But this should be a great match.
Have-A-Look Dube: Squeaked by fellow soccer player Dean Windass.
No. 6 Danger Guerrero v. No. 2 Alpacino Beauchamp
Danger Guerrero: Farewell, Jeremiah Kilimanjaro. Now stay in school.
Alpacino Beauchamp: We have a hunch it’s going to be a dog day afternoon for Danger Guerrero.