It's Destiny Frankenstein's world. We're just living in it. Can she continue living up to her No. 1 seed and fulfill her first name as the 2008 NOTY? She told us in an email that she wants it bad. Note note note: There are two pairings in this post. Vote and then scroll.
No. 1 Destiny Frankenstein v. No. 5 Firm Dinkins
Destiny Frankenstein: Not even prayer could save Thankgod Amaefule from our girl's onomastic splendor.
Firm Dinkins: Montana State honor's student took out shooting victim Dom Perignon Champagne in the first round and Champagne's mother, Perfect Engleberger, in the second. No pity in NOTY city.
No. 14 Urban Couch v. No. 10 Spaceman Africa
Urban Couch: The good professor routed youngster Weekendfer Saurit by a 3-to-1 margin.
Spaceman Africa: Drunken name change by idiot soccer fan a surprising winner over Silky Labie. The people finally vote down sexually suggestive name.