Yes, there’s a Licking-Horse Dick pairing in the Sithole Regional. Make sure to vote for all four matches. And when you're done, if you haven't already, scroll down or click here and cast your ballots in the second round of the Bulltron Regional.
No. 1 Fabio Assalone v. No. 9 Phyllis Mangina
Fabio Assalone: Sopranos staffer struggled to beat a dead Clarence Clapsaddle in the first round.
Phyllis Mangina: Demolished Genesis Lightbourne. "Wow," commenter Dom says. "I just realized 'Phyllis' can be pronounced 'Fill his.'"
No. 5 Terdsak Jandaeng v. No. 4 Hurtis Chinn
Terdsak Jandaeng: Boma Ye. Seriously, the dude's name is Terdsak.
Hurtis Chinn: Took out kid actor Mackintosh Muggleton. Now more appropriately matched against a boxer.
No. 3 Dominitrix Johnson v. No. 11 Johnny Moustache
Dominitrix Johnson: Captured 85 percent of the vote in his first-round game. As far as we know, was not at the Mayflower Hotel with Client-9.
Johnny Moustache: First-round mercy kill: Metallica Tomaro. Despite porn-film name, not not connected to the Eliot Spitzer scandal either.
No. 10 Charley Willard Horse Dick v. No. 15 Levi Licking