Tuesday, March 11, 2008

2008 NOTY Second Round: Sithole Regional

Yes, there’s a Licking-Horse Dick pairing in the Sithole Regional. Make sure to vote for all four matches. And when you're done, if you haven't already, scroll down or click here and cast your ballots in the second round of the Bulltron Regional.

No. 1 Fabio Assalone v. No. 9 Phyllis Mangina

Fabio Assalone:
Sopranos staffer struggled to beat a dead Clarence Clapsaddle in the first round.

Phyllis Mangina: Demolished Genesis Lightbourne. "Wow," commenter Dom says. "I just realized 'Phyllis' can be pronounced 'Fill his.'"

Who advances to the Sweet 16?
Fabio Assalone
Phyllis Mangina

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No. 5 Terdsak Jandaeng v. No. 4 Hurtis Chinn

Terdsak Jandaeng:
Boma Ye. Seriously, the dude's name is Terdsak.

Hurtis Chinn: Took out kid actor Mackintosh Muggleton. Now more appropriately matched against a boxer.

Who advances to the Sweet 16?
Terdsak Jandaeng
Hurtis Chinn

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No. 3 Dominitrix Johnson v. No. 11 Johnny Moustache

Dominitrix Johnson: Captured 85 percent of the vote in his first-round game. As far as we know, was not at the Mayflower Hotel with Client-9.

Johnny Moustache: First-round mercy kill: Metallica Tomaro. Despite porn-film name, not not connected to the Eliot Spitzer scandal either.

Who advances to the Sweet 16?
Dominitrix Johnson
Johnny Moustache

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No. 10 Charley Willard Horse Dick v. No. 15 Levi Licking

Charley Willard Horse Dick: Hung out Ding Kong in the first round.

Levi Licking: Wyoming votes! Apparently for its native son, who put a Cheney on Ebony Haliburton.

Who advances to the Sweet 16?
Charley Willard Horse Dick
Levi Licking

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