Friday, March 7, 2008

2008 NOTY First Round: All 32 Matches in One Place

Our long NOTY nightmare is over: All 32 first-round matches are posted. We'll leave them up through the weekend and start the second round next week. In case you missed a game—and we wouldn't blame you if you did—here's every first-round contest. Vote now.

Bulltron Regional:

Introduction, ballot and No. 1 Destiny Frankenstein v. No. 16 Maurkice Pouncey
No. 2 Manix Auriantal v. No. 15 Silky Labie
No. 3 Knowshon Moreno v. No. 14 Urban Couch
No. 4 Perfect Engelberger v. No. 13 Othello Cheeks
No. 5 Firm Dinkins v. No. 12 Dom Perignon Champagne
No. 6 Weekendfer Saurit v. No. 11 Jabu Lovelace
No. 7 Da'Veed Dildy v. No. 10 Spaceman Africa
No. 8 Thankgod Amaefule v. No. 9 Gorgeous Morgan

Sithole Regional:

No. 1 Fabio Assalone v. No. 16 Clarence Clapsaddle
No. 2. Ebony Haliburton v. No. 15 Levi Licking
No. 3 Dominitrix Johnson v. No. 14 Travis Trim
No. 4 Hurtis Chinn v. No. 13 Mackintosh Muggleton
No. 5 Terdsak Jandaeng v. No. 12 Bridget Midgett
No. 6 Metallica Tomaro v. No. 11 Johnny Moustache
No. 7 Ding Kong v. No. 10 Charley Willard Horse Dick

No. 8 Genesis Lightbourne v. No. 9 Phyllis Mangina

Dragonwagon Regional:

No. 1 Steeve Ho You Fat v. No. 16 R'Chardrick Markray
No. 2 Alpacino Beauchamp v. No. 15 Young Solamillo
No. 3 Jeremiah Kilimanjaro v. No. 14 Tonton Balenga
No. 4 Have-A-Look Dube v. No. 13 Wacey Rabbit
No. 5 Dean Windass v. No. 12 Chamberlain Oguchi
No. 6 Danger Guerrero v. No. 11 Daniel Best-Spicehandler
No. 7 LaWanna Holiday v. No. 10 Tonic Chabalala
No. 8 Xcstacy Garcia v. No. 9 Edward McClammy

Chrotchtangle Regional:

No. 1 Reprobatus Bibbs v. No. 16 Jordan Pippen
No. 2 Free-King Africa v. No. 15 Queen Lovelady
No. 3 Elrazor Sharp v. No. 14 Gasoline Hunter
No. 4 Poony Poon v. No. 13 Queena Flomp Traggis
No. 5 Baffelly Woo v. No. 12 Fonda Dicks
No. 6 Pansy Ho v. No. 11 Xtra Malibu Moore
No. 7 Rockefellow Johnson v. No. 10 Hatila Passos
No. 8 Baraka Cheeseboro v. No. 9 Cash Dixon Ringo Starlight