We'd love for these opponents to marry, because LaWanna Chabalala would be pretty much unstoppable.
2008 NOTY First Round: Dragonwagon Regional
No. 7 LaWanna Holiday: Yes, we do. In fact, we’re taking one in a couple of weeks. She plays college basketball. Her middle name is Antronita.
No. 10 Tonic Chabalala: Another sub-Saharan Africa soccerer. The second coming of 1997 NOTY Courage Shabalala? Or a cheap imitation? (And we're still sorry about Bongo Christ.)