2008 NOTY First Round: Sithole Regional
No. 7 Ding Kong: Outstanding student. Scales tall buildings. Likes blondes.
No. 10 Charley Willard Horse Dick: His parents must have had their reasons, but we still find it hard to believe. In a similar, um, vein, the British tabs last year reported the birth of one Drew Peacock. The NOTY ballot wasn't big enough for both of them.