2008 NOTY First Round: Dragonwagon Regional
No. 5 Dean Windass: English footballer. Name looks great on a jersey. Reminds us of 2004 NOTY nominee Asi Wind, who gave us his card at a bar mitzvah. Grabbed opponent's balls.
No. 12 Chamberlain Oguchi: Before transferring to Illinois State, led Oregon to 2007 NOTY NCAA championship. We are easily appeased.