As Gilbert Arenas can attest, it's never a good idea to trim your johnson.
2008 NOTY First Round: Sithole Regional
No. 3 Dominitrix Johnson: Illinois State point guard. Submits to no one.
No. 14 Travis Trim: Shot a New York state trooper. Suspected of shooting two others. Holed up in a house. "Fugitive Trim Surrounded," headline read. It did not end well.