Yes, it arrived via an NOTY fan, via a chain email, already doctored. But you, dear reader, demand verification, and we supply it.
Charley Willard Horse Dick appears to have indeed been born to Dacia Tonasket and Brian Dick at Holy Family Hospital in Spokane, Wash., on May 2, 2006.
We're a bit late, but happy first birthday, big fella.
(Thanks to NOTY reader Geoffrey.)