Thursday, June 21, 2007

`Fo’ Shizzle My Nizzle’ Should Work, Too

This just in to the NOTY Action News Room:

WELLINGTON, New Zealand—New Zealand authorities have blocked a couple's bid to officially name their new son "4real," saying numerals are not allowed.

Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby "4real" shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.


We’re hoping that New Zealand's Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages comes to its senses and validates Baby 4Real. In case it doesn’t, the sheep-loving staff at Kissing Suzy Kolber took time off from hanging out with Michael Vick, tapping Roger Goodell’s phone, and very, very ably managing the Sarah Shahi fan club to brainstorm some solutions for the happy couple. Then they emailed them to us.

Fareal
Fa'Real
Phawreel (if it's a girl)
Dizzbereal
FourReal
IV'Real
NotFalse
ThenumberafterthreeReal
Pho Real (if of Vietnamese descent)
Fo Real
Iaintevenbullshittin