Friday, March 9, 2007

Your Official 2007 NOTY Ballot

NOTY proudly presents the Official 2007 Name of the Year Ballot.

To download a ballot and register your vote, click here and follow the simple instructions.

To view and print the ballot, click on the image to your left.

Ballots must be returned by March 31.

Bracket-by-bracket seedings and analysis below.

As our fascinated-all-evening waitress remarked as the NOTY Seeding Committee was bundling up to leave its gathering place in lower Manhattan last night, ``Thank you for Gertrude Nipple.''

And we, in turn, thank you, Gertrude Nipple.

13 comments:

  1. Lotta chalk. Dong's got sex and food -- a lock for the final four in a soft Chrotchtangle region. Botts should go FF too if can get past a tough Nipple in the Bulltron. Hilario and Maserati will duke it out in the Sithole. Liking Horsey in the Dragonwagon.

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  2. I've got Botts untouched until the Final Four, where he's upset by the upstart Conceptualization Gibbs (whose closest opposition in Sithole was his first-round opponent, Anita Fiel). Morgan's early loss to Hooker opens Dragonwagon for Phyre Quickly Burns, who also beats out Crotchtangle winner Gelo Orange. Conceptualization Gibbs beats out Burns in the final.

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  3. Gibbs isn't getting by Maserati Jemison. This ain't 1992 and Maserati Jemison ain't the Buffalo Bills.

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  4. I've got Intelligent Infinite Botts vs. Conceptualization Gibbs and Phyre Quickly Burns vs. Vanilla Dong in the Final Four with Botts beating out Burns in a close final. I think there is more room for upsets in the Sithole Region than anywhere else with matchups like Hilario vs Heavy Runner, Sackrider vs Pang and Gibbs vs Fiel (this one will be close).

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  5. I've got Botts v. Gibbs and Burns v. Dong in the final four, like Jeff, but like hawkeyestate, I've got Gibbs upsetting Botts and taking down Burns in the final.

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  6. There is a high school wrestler in Cary, North Carolina who had a half-page picture in the sports page after a tournament. His name: LONG WANG. Look him up; I think he should at least be thrown in for the play-i- uh, I mean, the "first round" game.

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  7. I've got #13 seed Ottilia Eycleshimer upsetting the field and winning it all. She knocked off Thankful Vanderstar (who surprised Vanilla Dong with a late comeback in the Chrotchtangle Regional final) in the final four before taking out upstart Conceptualization Gibbs, who topped I.I.B. in the other final four matchup.

    Ms. Eycleshimer gets (or shall I say, got) props for having a strong middle/maiden name (Zillhardt), having a house on Hoosick Road, and for living for 112 years. Yes, 112!

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  8. I sent Zaire Kitchen, Quantum McDonald, Phyre Quickly Burns, and tourney favorite Vanilla Dong to the Final Four. Giving more weight to first names (since they're more subject to choice), I have LeQuantum losing to Phyre Quickly in the final. In earlier rounds, Zaire had knocked out top-seeded Intelligent Infinite Botts and Gertrude Nipple in the tough Bulltron Region, while Vanilla Dong skated through an easy Chrotchtangle Region and Phyre Quickly iced 1-seed Yourhighness Morgan and dark horse Leftonred Atanycorner to emerge from Dragonwagon Region. My biggest upset has 16th-seed Eugene Heavy Runner knocking off Mario Hilario in the Sithole Region. Eugene is promptly unseated by Wisdom Bleboo, who I have losing to LeQuantum in the regional final.

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  9. Just curious but who the hell is vanilla dong.

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  10. Vanilla Dong works at a Wall Street firm. the name has been fully verified.

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