Saturday, March 31, 2007

Conceptualization and LeQuantum Have a New Baby Sister!

We'd like to congratulate the NOTY High Commissioner and Mrs. High Commissioner on the arrival yesterday of their third child--born and named on the eve of the annual meeting of the Name of the Year Committee!

Little Infinite Vanilla X Ball Van High Commissioner weighed in at 8 pounds 6 ounces and is currently enjoying a little Gertrude Nipple.

Upon seeing her father for the first time, the third in line to the High Commissioner throne screamed: ``How could you give Kyle Sackrider a 4 seed? He was a lock 2! And Cynammon Burns? A 16? What were you thinking?''

We won't divulge the baby's real name. But it sure as hell isn't Shiloh.